What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors.

No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.

Life matters more than any painting, novel, film, or great big diamond.

Political elections are not life and death.