In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.
Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.
People who care for you inevitably become beautiful.
Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.