Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Content without style is propaganda or adolescence. Style without content is decadence.

Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

Possession of a secret is no guarantee of its truth.