piety is like garlic: a little goes a long way.
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Self-pity is the simplest luxury.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.