Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going.

Where there is no faith, devils are a necessity.

Novels, like human beings, usually have their beginnings in the dark.

I don't believe in straight or gay. I really don't. I think we're all degrees of bisexual.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.