The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.

I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.