The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.

Content without style is propaganda or adolescence. Style without content is decadence.

If you don't like my book, write your own.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.