So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

We have the ability to be the Athens of modern times as opposed to the militaristic Sparta. I remind you that the Athenians wrote poetry. The Spartans did not.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

many lesbians were so far in the closet they were in danger of being mistaken for garment bags.

When God made man she was practicing.

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.