... I distrust manifest knowledge.

Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

Today we live in a society suffering from ethical rickets.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.