Love is the wild card of existence.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.

Never let money control you. I'd rather see someone spend every red cent and relish his/her life than scrimp, obsess, and pinch the pennies. There's something repugnant about a person who centers his life around money.

Youth moves out, leaving no forwarding address. No matter how you try, you can't reach that person again or that place.

Life is unjust, people can be cruel, and yet if you harden your heart, you will lose what little love there is in this world.

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.