So often the truth is told with hate, and lies are told with love.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

If critics want to help me, let them come sit next to me while I'm writing.

...funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

What's the point of prolonging your life if you don't enjoy it? It's your body. Do whatever you want with it. Better to wear out than rust over.

Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.