Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.

Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

All creatures tread across the rubble of ruined civilizations. The trick is to keep moving. No animal ever goes about dispensing shallow compassion.

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.