Hooray!" said the Chief of the Army. "Let's blow everyone up! Bang-bang! Bang-bang!

I'm wondering what to read next.

We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.

I never get any protests from children. All you get are giggles of mirth and squirms of delight. I know what children like.

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well.

You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour.