I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
Roald DahlA girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky..." "The name is Honey," Miss Honey said. "Now look at me," Mrs Wormwood said. "Then look at you. You chose books. I chose looks.
Roald DahlThe reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
Roald Dahl