Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it.

I shall never have a bath again," I said. "Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.

Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She'd found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.

A BOOK?! WHAT D'YOU WANNA FLAMING BOOK FOR?...WE'VE GOT A LOVELY TELLY WITH A 12-INCH SCREEN AND NOW YA WANNA BOOK!

I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe

Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.