Poor Earthworm,' the Ladybird said, whispering in James's ear. 'He loves to make everything into a disaster. He hates to be happy. He is only happy when he is gloomy.
Roald DahlDo you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Roald DahlAnd donโt worry about the bits you canโt understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
Roald DahlThere's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television fastah!" -Harry Wormwood
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