Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if I sink on the way over? What if I meet pirates? What if I never come back?' He wouldn't even have started.
Roald DahlSex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.
Roald DahlFiona has the same glacial beauty of an iceburg, but unlike the iceburg she has absolutely nothing below the surface.
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