Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas...Imported direct from Loompaland...And oh what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the world - hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.

Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.

My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't started wondering about yet.

We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.

Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it.

You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?

Obscurity is never a virtue.