It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

I asked my mum, who's a very clever psychotherapist, and she says that kids love stories about death; they need it, they need to have stories that deal with death and explain it, as a place to put their fears.

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.