Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.

The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

Good authour Good books

When you're old enough to write a book for children, by then you'll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you're an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.

I shall never have a bath again," I said. "Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.

To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!