Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.

I am suspicious of both facility and speed.

It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.

Two rights don't equal a left.

It was slowly beginning to dawn upon Henry that nothing is any fun if you can get as much of it as you want. Especially money.

The maid screamed. The Queen gasped. Sophie waved.

You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour.