I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She'd found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.
Life is more fun if you play games.