When you're old enough to write a book for children, by then you'll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you're an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

If you are good life is good.

We is in Dream Country,' the BFG said. 'This is where all dreams is beginning.

Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.

Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!