You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour.

When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!

The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.

Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She'd found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

A girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky..." "The name is Honey," Miss Honey said. "Now look at me," Mrs Wormwood said. "Then look at you. You chose books. I chose looks.