If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants

When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.

...there are no secrets unless you keep them to yourself, and this was the greatest secret I had ever had to keep in my life so far.

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. He taught me that if you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it at full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good. Hot is no good either. White hot and passionate is the only thing to be

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!