Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.

Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.

Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense.

If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.