Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.

It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.