Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you.

The matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.

So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.

I don't care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.

Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas...Imported direct from Loompaland...And oh what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the world - hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.