A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
Roald DahlThe matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.
Roald DahlHad I not had children of my own, I would have never written books for children, nor would I have been capable of doing so.
Roald DahlNever mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
Roald Dahl