The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.

A BOOK?! WHAT D'YOU WANNA FLAMING BOOK FOR?...WE'VE GOT A LOVELY TELLY WITH A 12-INCH SCREEN AND NOW YA WANNA BOOK!

All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.

I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I?

I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe

I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.

If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.