I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.