Those Oriental people work like dogs. That’s why they’re successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That’s why these people are so hard workers. I’m telling you, the Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons and a daughter.

Stanley Cup winners don’t hand back the Stanley Cup.