The really good thing about my career is that I never went through a phase where I played characters who had names like "Partygoer," "Waiter," or "Guy #1."

Anyone who's lived their life to the fullest extent has a scandal buried somewhere.

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties.

The really good thing about my career is that I never went through a phase where I played characters who had names like "Partygoer," "Waiter," or "Guy #1."

So I came to the realization: Nothing in life is unfair. It's just life.

Intelligence is that aspect of human cognition that we haven't managed to emulate yet.

Show me someone who doesn't have some sort of experience that they would be uncomfortable for people to know about and I'll show you a dullard.