Chris [Farley] - I would consider him a comic animal. With the emphasis on "animal."

I'm thinking of how unexpected and yet oddly preordained life can be. Events are upon you in an instant, unforseen and without warning, and often times marked with disappointment and tragedy, but equally often leading to a better understanding of the bittersweet truth of life.

Being pulled that long and that hard for a 12-hour day gave me migraines. It's what they used to do before there were facelifts for actresses – you know, Joan Crawford's whole career was this. Then the makeup is like Earl Scheib auto body paint sprayed on my face.

I happen to be a movie star, but I'm not saying, "Hey, I'm a role model. Imitate me."

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties.

I'm not going to stop talking to people who come up to me in an airport. I'm not going to worry about what may be their ulterior motive.

Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don't get it.