Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was Catcher. My name...my name... I am... I am lost, I am found and then I am free and I am happy. When I jump over that edge, someone leaps with me, shoulder to shoulder. I smell kinship on him. Kinship is all. I'm not alone. Never alone. I land, earth below me, moon above. I am wolf. We are pack. And that is all I need.

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.