They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.