There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.

I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.

I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.