Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.