I don't want to die but I ain't keen on living either

My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in.

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

I show off - I'm a very good show off. It's what I do, it's what I'm good at.

I have a gigantic ego and need to be at the top of the pile and be doing amazingly well; also, at the same time, I'm just pleased to be anywhere.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.