I'm a bit hesitant to do anything because I'm actually kind of lazy and I'd like an easier life from now on. The world's a massive place with lots of early mornings and late starts when you're working.

What was I like? I had a high-pitched voice. Sounded a bit like a girl. Spoke with a Stoke accent, tremendously naive. Overconfident. Tremendously overconfident. And underconfident at the same time - really, really bad combination! Gets you places, though.

Do I think I'm a national treasure? I don't see why not? I don't see why I shouldn't be. I'm a good lad, really.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

I've deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.