I am the first to admit I have made a couple of mistakes: two trips to rehab, Rudebox, the album, Geri Halliwell. I should have gone for Victoria, really, shouldn't I? I'd have been really famous.

I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something, but it's not scary.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.

Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs... I'd still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I'd still be doing it if I didn't blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.