I spent a lot of my twenties wanting a maid, really. I thought I wanted a relationship, but I just wanted somebody to fix and nurse me, and I'd take her hostage for six months. When you're 23, 24, you want to be in a relationship because they look brilliant - you've heard all the songs about it and seen all the movies and it looks great.

Lord I'm Doing All I Can To Be A Better Man.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

My friends are so cynical, they refuse to keep the faith.