I spent a lot of my twenties wanting a maid, really. I thought I wanted a relationship, but I just wanted somebody to fix and nurse me, and I'd take her hostage for six months. When you're 23, 24, you want to be in a relationship because they look brilliant - you've heard all the songs about it and seen all the movies and it looks great.

There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long way baby.

I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something, but it's not scary.