My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in.

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

The entertainment industry and my place in it is a place where you burn brightly for as long as you can.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!