I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.