Is there a tumor in your humor?

I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away

I'm on good form. I'm an older guy. I feel healthy, I've been training, I'm looking after myself, I get up early. I look after the dogs. I'm happy.

To be honest, I don't want No. 1's anymore. Now, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind the odd few, but I'd also like a record going in at eight and staying around.

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.

I have to be careful what I ask for in life, cause I always seem to get it! The good thing is, Ive got a purpose now, whereas before my purpose was to go out and party.