Is there a tumor in your humor?

I miss having someone to cuddle up and have an early night with. But I'm looking. Meanwhile, I'm having a few relationships that don't mean much.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

I have to be careful what I ask for in life, cause I always seem to get it! The good thing is, Ive got a purpose now, whereas before my purpose was to go out and party.

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.