When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in.

Do I think I'm a national treasure? I don't see why not? I don't see why I shouldn't be. I'm a good lad, really.

Look at Paul McCartney, look at Elton John. They're jealous of Justin Timberlake. I'm sure they were jealous of me when I was in my imperial phase.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Everyone likes at least one Elvis song....Me, I love them all. He was, is and will remain the ultimate rock star.