I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

Abstract knowledge is always useful, sooner or later.

Girls are simply wonderful. Just to stand on a corner and watch them going past is delightful. They don't walk. At least not what we do when we walk. I don't know how to describe it, but it's much more complex and utterly delightful. They don't move just their feet; everything moves and in different directions . . . and all of it graceful.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

Its very variety, subtlety, and utterly irrational, idiomatic complexity makes it possible to say things in English which simply cannot be said in any other language.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Small change can often be found under seat cushions.