It seems to me that the secret of true happiness in life is to know what you are and then be content to be that, in style, head up and proud, and not yearn to be something else.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

Men are expendable; women and children are not. A tribe or a nation can lose a high percentage of its men and still pick up the pieces and go on ... as long as the women and children are saved.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

And suddenly I knew I was people and could not stop laughing.

Why don't they make more science fiction movies? The answer to any question starting, Why don't they- is almost always, Money.

Every general prohibition creates its bootleggers.