I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

Men are not potatoes!

I'm always suspicious of disinterested interest.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

Butterflies are self propelled flowers.