Why don't they make more science fiction movies? The answer to any question starting, Why don't they- is almost always, Money.

Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.

If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.