Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!

Faith is intellectual laziness.

The mind's ability to rationalize it's own shortcomings is unlimited; I am no exception.

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology.

Men are not potatoes!

Man can be chained, but he cannot be domesticated.