Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Government! Three-fourths parasitic and the rest stupid fumbling - oh, Harshaw concluded that man, a social animal, could not avoid government, any more than an individual could escape bondage to his bowels. But simply because an evil was inescapable was no reason to term it "good." He wished that government would wander off and get lost! (96)

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.