It would take centuries and he must grow and grow and grow, but he was in no hurry--he grokked that Eternity and the ever-beautifully-changing Now were identical.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

If tempted by something that feels 'altruistic,' examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

It's better to copulate than not.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.