It is better to copulate than never.

I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.

Being privileged to work hard for long hours at something you think is worth doing is the best kind of play.

My dear, I used to think I was serving humanity . . . and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases myself.

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

Does history record any case in which the majority was right?