Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.

Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.

Love your country, but never trust its government.

The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.

The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it continues until it destroys.