Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Women talk when they want to. Or don't.

When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

We each have a moral obligation to conserve and preserve beauty in this world; there is none to waste.

I'm afraid of coaching, of writer's classes, of writer's magazines, of books on how to write. They give me centipede trouble - you know the yarn about the centipede who was asked how he managed all his feet? He tried to answer, stopped to think about it, and was never able to walk another step.